28.

so since the average cost of a wedding is $33,339 in the township where i live, and the average cost of college is $25,508 for 4 years, my parents saved about $56,847 by my only going to one semester of school, and by only paying a few hundred for my wedding. ($1500 for school, and $500 for my wedding)

i hope they have a nice CD in the bank for lana for when she turns 18/21. whichever. a CD that will amount to $56,847 by the time she turns 18/21. to pay for school or to cushion her when shes looking for a job after school. or to pay for her wedding. whatever.

holy moly its windy as crap.
and its 75 in the house. we only have 3 fans in the entire house. for some reason it was a good idea to not put a fan light on the ceiling in the guest room/office thing. freaks.
now we need to go spend copious aounts of money on box/floor fans for the house, because were poor and cant afford the luxury of AC all summer long.

time to feed the scream machine.